Cute, soft 18cm or 32cm teddy bear wearing a t-shirt with the slogan "All I Want For Christmas Is You - And that magnificent cock!" printed on the t-shirt. £9.50 for 18cm and £12.00 for 32cm.

Any of the cuddly animals on this website can be created with any of the slogans displayed.  If you'd like this slogan printed up on different critter than the one displayed, simply choose the creature of your choice from the dropdown box and I will make that happen.  Also, if you'd like one with a slogan of your own, just give me a shout!

Toy not suitable for children under 3 years of age.